Lucky for everybody that Ryan suggested this song at the last second. Good job, Ryan.
lyrics
When I was small I believed in Santa Claus
Though I knew it was my dad
And I would hang up my stocking at Christmas
Open my presents and I'd be glad
But the last time I played Father Christmas
I stood outside a department store
A gang of kids came over and mugged me
And knocked my reindeer to the floor
They said:
Father Christmas, give us some money
Don't mess around with those silly toys.
We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over
We want your bread so don't make us annoyed
Give all the toys to the little rich boys
Don't give my brother a Steve Austin outfit
Don't give my sister a cuddly toy
We don't want a jigsaw or monopoly money
We only want the real McCoy
credits
from Mr. Batson's First Xmas,
released December 24, 2014
Ryan Warmbrodt - Guitars, Lead Vocals
Brayton Batson - Drums, Bass Guitar, Backing Vocals, Uke, Glockenspiel, Jingle Bells
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